elon musk has been straight up giving checkmarks to prominent accounts who have been making fun of him, including matt binder, chrissy teigen, and dril
this is the most pathetic “no u” imaginable and he’s already got 30-follower sycophants asking why he can’t pay for their blue checks too
1. I can see how people’s names and the cities and the countries are spelled.
2. I don’t miss any words, so everything they say makes sense.
3. I get to know what background noises and conversations are.
4. The descriptions of the noises people make are freaking awesome. Ex: splutter, grunt, chuckles.
5. I can see who says what.
6. I don’t have to have the volume super loud so I can hear the dialogue, and I don’t blow my eardrums out because the ambient noises and music is SO FREAKING LOUD.
me at 11: Why the fuck do we have reading comprehension tests in school. Who the fuck is there who can read words but not understand what they’re saying. Why are they worried that any of us would read a story where a woman wants to kill puppies and not be able to tell who is the villain of the story. You either can read or you can’t, surely there’s nobody out there who can understand that letters form words, but can’t make sense of the intended messages of written text.
me now on tumblr: oh.
Why did you say you hate people that can’t read???!! And you kill puppies?? Hello!??
love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.